stupidstagram:

U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

(Source: natnovna, via fallen-fr0m-grace)

waluigiappearsnonetheless:

mom: go to bed
me: can i watch one more video
mom: ok
me:image

(via kaylatheprincess)

hows:

ultrannoying:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a mango doot doot

image

(Source: 6gay, via itsreallywhat3ver)

whouer:

when you try your best but your don’t succeed
If you have ever inhaled a 420 please like this so I can call the police

(Source: urtube, via refreshes)

bigbardafree:

you know that stage you went through where you hated being a girl and you just resented yourself and everything having to do with girly things because you were so sick of pink and barbies being pushed on you so you like full force rejected that shit and you were just so full of hate and vitriol at anything even the slightest bit “girly” yeah gender norms will fuck you up

(via grimacing)

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

(via tuukka-raskal)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

(via myprivatesanity)

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